Gina
Gina, time is fast approaching
For you to take your test,
I know you'll overcome
Because you are the best.
No chasing after silly boys
And staying out so late,
Lots of rest required
So you can concentrate.
Alcohol must be cast aside
As it fuddles a persons brain,
It also slows down reactions
So for now you must abstain.
So concentrate on the task ahead,
Other thoughts cast from your mind
And no jumping red lights my honey
Or the examiner will think you're blind.
You must practice doing karate
On Hassie or even your Dad,
I doubt if they'll mind a few bruises
A lot better than seeing you sad.
If you do the above as suggested
The mind will be clear and fresh,
Then you will be confident and fast
So I'm sure you will pass your test.
So stick to the rules as laid out
Calm the temper and take a rest,
For you are my favourite niece
Even though you're an absolute pest.
So lets have no hanky-panky
And consider how happy you'll be
When Daddy buys you a sports car
So you must keep him happy you see!
I don't feel safe while out driving
Since Sammie passed her test,
Now I'll have to cope with you
I'm afraid, I must confess.
©Author: Colin Haines-2007